So I recently had an anonymous comment posted on my blog (see previous kittens post) and I just have to say that I find it cowardly to not sign your name. If youre offended enough to go through the trouble of leaving a comment, then you aren't someone that knows me well enough to be reading my blog in the first place. I will not apologize for the things we have written in good humor and fun. You have no right to judge our personal values or say that we are offensive to LDS people. You can write all the mormon people I know and ask them (anonymously of course) if Im a terrible example of the church. They will probably be angry at you.
I just wanted to take this time to formally and personally invite the anonymous commenter to never read my blog again. I dont know why you were reading it in the first place. Obviously you are stalking us and this makes us sad for you. You should talk to your bishop about it, and maybe he can send you to social services and you can go to a group class on learning how to withhold your judgements and deal with your jealousy and anger issues. I know they have lots of good programs for people with problems of a 'sexual nature' and you might want to look into those as well. I just dont think its healthy for someone to have so many issues with a faithful married couple sealed in the temple who - GASP - have sex. You probably want us to apologize for getting pregnant. We will not.
As for the dangers of advertising for help wanted and the kittens for sale....neither of those posts had ANY personal information in them, nor would I have responded to an 'anonymous' person who was interested in them. They were purely for my friends and family members who dont live nearby who might have had some leads. I dont know why Im even bothering with a justification. My blog is my business and I will post whatever I want to. But did you really think I would meet a man in a dark alley with a rape van parked nearby - just to hand over a kitten? Better yet, would I have sent my best friend the phone number of a stranger and said "hey they wrote me a really nice email, and you should let them have full access to your baby!" GREAT IDEA :) Im sorry you thought I was so stupid.
I have to believe that you found our blog on purpose, because you are LDS and you read our ENTIRE post history. I just didnt know we were so fascinating. You've made us feel really special and singled out with your anonymous comment. Of all the blogs out there - you picked ours. We thank you. From the bottom of our inappropriate hearts.
But really - I feel bad for hurting your anonymous feelings, and offending your anonymous spirit. I really do.
Love, Christy
16 comments:
Wow! People can really be retarded! Sorry that someone left that ridiculous comment! They must really have no life and no self-esteem in themselves for having to be so rude to you. I'm irritated for you, lol!!!
p.s. you can make a setting on your blog to not let people leave anonymous comments... although that was kind of a good laugh! :)
Wow Christy. We all know you are an awesome LDS sassy girl. Its too bad anyone can read our blogs and leave stupid and worthless comments. I wish only family and friends could have access. I love your blog and can't wait to hear about the move and how you are feeling!!
Oh my gosh, that comment was seriously hilarious. I am so confused who would give a crap that you are selling kittens, seriously. As far as the inappropriate sex comments I am so confused about what they are even talking about. I may have to go back and reread, I must have missed something good. By the way you can make your blog private for family and friends if you want. But who would want to when you can read wonderful comments like that.
Mitzi
That is quite possibly my favorite post ever. Hilarious. People are insane. If LDS people are not allowed to have sex I'm out of here.
How lame! It's Alisa...I hope you are doing well, fyi, I blog stalk you time to time, you look fabulous as usual!
i'm so confused. some people's kids.
SO, remember senior year after Ryan and I broke up and then he wrote me this really nasty hurtful letter and I was devastated and humiliated? Well, you were a genius by posting it where everyone could read it to show of what he wrote. At first, I was terrified but then as people laughingly read it and realized what a loser he was , I realized how fantastically brilliant you are. I want to do that with this person's comment. Where's a high school bulletien board when you need one?
Love ya!
Nichole
P.S. And I must have missed the scandalous sex comments, I will have to go back and look for those
Ok, that is just stupid. I didn't realize that there are LDS blog police out there. And for that matter, I didn't realize there were LDS "rules" as to what you can and can't say on your personal blog. Some people really can't get over the letter of the law can they? Sorry Christy you have been so unrighteously attacked like this. I can go do something completely "un-Christ like" to them if you want :) I have my ways...
you are great! Love the post! Who does that? One will never know I guess.
I love it! You're awesome! People are idiots, but they can be very entertaining idiots. Anyway, I am so excited for your baby and I can't believe you live in Boise now. Nuts! You'll have to post pictures of your growing belly. Very exciting adventures to come. I've had way too much of the pregnancy adventures the last 5 years, but I'm glad to be done with that now, 4 babies later. I still can't believe I have 4. So I can't wait to see what you have and I can't believe you are waiting to find out. I couldn't do it. Congratulations on everything, including having a blog stalker! Good luck with all the newness!
Well, you were right...2 drops of pee came out when I laughed so hard at the comment and your reply! Never, EVER take off the ability for anonymous comments when such gems may possibly be left to make the sane of us giggle uncontrollably!! Kittens, babies, and sex...you was raised right!
Dear Anonymous,
When did this blog even make a comment about sex?? I musta missed it...I suppose we should all be thankful to you for FINALLY catching the overtly sexual innuendos masked as innocent blabber contained in this little family blog. I, for one, am GLAD someone finally called the Beal Family out on the carpet over their love of Kittens and Babies...I, much like "Anonymous" HATE Kittens and Babies. And Rainbows, I especially HATE Rainbows!!!
One last word to "Anonymous": you have single-handedly driven me toward my new life objective of stalking random LDS-Family blogs and making untoward comments about mundane life-happenings such as the hiring of a new Nanny. Apparently stupidity is innocuous. Thank you for spreading it around.
Man some people have some nerve pushing their standards onto other people. Christy you keep your chin up.
To the ____________________ who wrote the comment, it is obvious you have no clue. Even though I am not a member of the LDS Church, I have a great respect for them and the values they teach their kids.
As for the internet, you really need an education so maybe you should get off the computer and go to school.
Hahahaha!!! That is hilarious.
Anonym-ass commenter, will I go to hell because of my obsession with sex and my beautifully inked "tramp stamp"?
Love your sweet spirited eternal sister,
Deidra
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