So I recently had an anonymous comment posted on my blog (see previous kittens post) and I just have to say that I find it cowardly to not sign your name. If youre offended enough to go through the trouble of leaving a comment, then you aren't someone that knows me well enough to be reading my blog in the first place. I will not apologize for the things we have written in good humor and fun. You have no right to judge our personal values or say that we are offensive to LDS people. You can write all the mormon people I know and ask them (anonymously of course) if Im a terrible example of the church. They will probably be angry at you.
I just wanted to take this time to formally and personally invite the anonymous commenter to never read my blog again. I dont know why you were reading it in the first place. Obviously you are stalking us and this makes us sad for you. You should talk to your bishop about it, and maybe he can send you to social services and you can go to a group class on learning how to withhold your judgements and deal with your jealousy and anger issues. I know they have lots of good programs for people with problems of a 'sexual nature' and you might want to look into those as well. I just dont think its healthy for someone to have so many issues with a faithful married couple sealed in the temple who - GASP - have sex. You probably want us to apologize for getting pregnant. We will not.
As for the dangers of advertising for help wanted and the kittens for sale....neither of those posts had ANY personal information in them, nor would I have responded to an 'anonymous' person who was interested in them. They were purely for my friends and family members who dont live nearby who might have had some leads. I dont know why Im even bothering with a justification. My blog is my business and I will post whatever I want to. But did you really think I would meet a man in a dark alley with a rape van parked nearby - just to hand over a kitten? Better yet, would I have sent my best friend the phone number of a stranger and said "hey they wrote me a really nice email, and you should let them have full access to your baby!" GREAT IDEA :) Im sorry you thought I was so stupid.
I have to believe that you found our blog on purpose, because you are LDS and you read our ENTIRE post history. I just didnt know we were so fascinating. You've made us feel really special and singled out with your anonymous comment. Of all the blogs out there - you picked ours. We thank you. From the bottom of our inappropriate hearts.
But really - I feel bad for hurting your anonymous feelings, and offending your anonymous spirit. I really do.