Thursday, September 29, 2011

How much leg....

Can this kitten LIVE WITHOUT????

I went out to give her the morning dose of antibiotics and realized that 
OH MY HECK
Yet ANOTHER little nugget of it's leg had FALLEN OFF!!!

Im telling you, if too much more of this kitten ends up detached from its body Im going to end up with a Leutenant Dan on my hands! Or is it a Heather Mills?

Ill spare you the photographs this time. But just know that I am seriously a little tired of being in charge of limb disposal...before my first diet coke of the day has kicked in. 

In other completely normal Beal family news this week, I am horrified to inform you that someone committed a little drive by shooting at our house two nights ago. This poor little zebra has been hanging out on the porch ever since Brigitte's circus party in July, and apparently someone decided it was time to put it out of its misery. It sustained one gunshot straight to its head (most likely of the BB gun variety...) But luckily its made of industrial wire and unbreakable ceramic plaster....because even under fire it managed to cling to life only losing a stripe or two behind the ear. 
Take that hoodlums! the Zebra shall LIVE ON!



Lets recap shall we??? So within just a few days time, the kittens leg fell off (again) and somebody shot the zebra in the head. Lets just say  nobody is going to accuse me of being a very good "Animal Rescuer".... 

5 comments:

Bournes said...

How does so many awesome things happen to you???? HILARIOUS!! Your blog entries are pure comedy every time I read them :)

Heather and Dave said...

Haha, your Zebra shall LIVE ON~ You are so funny it hurts. Good luck these next few weeks. I was induced with both my girls and loved it. I personally never want to be anywhere but in the hospital bed when my water breaks. Least favorite part of the labor process for sure...ewww!

Erin said...

lieutenant dan!!! i love it. what is up with that kitten????

stadia said...

Your the best Christy because your heart is always in the right place.

Sherry Bobbins said...

So hilarious! Thanks for NOT posting more pictures of the poor kitty's leg :( My stomach is not that strong! I LOVE your Zebra! As I was driving to your house with Jayna's girls, Caroline said,"I know which house is Christy's. It's the one with the BEAUTIFUL Zebra on the doorstep!"